Scary Movie 5 frightens the audience away

The only way to approach a movie like Scary Movie 5, a movie that purposefully and proudly lacks even a strain of cohesive narrative flow, is by listing statistics. While it may be devoid of hackneyed, stale things like plot, story and character, Scary Movie 5 does have the following: at least four actors who…

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G.I Joe fails at its mission

Opening this past weekend, GI Joe: Retaliation failed to impress movie goers with mislead story lines compensated with a plethora of explosions and endless gunfire. Zartan, master of disguise, poses as the President after the Cobras capture him, and orders the Joes to extract nuclear warhead from a recently terrorized country. Later framed for nuclear…

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